digestivecookie:

When you have a chronic disease you spend about 96% of your home life in your jammies. Especially with IBD, waistbands, belts, or anything short of a maxi dress can become a torture device by the end of the day. As soon as I get home, the first thing I do is get as comfortable as I can, and when I’m getting ready to leave, the last thing I do is dress. At least my clothes stay in really nice condition ;)

My family knows this about me, and my mother-in-law gave me the most beautiful nightie for my birthday. 

If you have to live a life of discomfort, why not surround yourself with beautiful, comforting things?

digestivecookie:

When you have a chronic disease you spend about 96% of your home life in your jammies. Especially with IBD, waistbands, belts, or anything short of a maxi dress can become a torture device by the end of the day. As soon as I get home, the first thing I do is get as comfortable as I can, and when I’m getting ready to leave, the last thing I do is dress. At least my clothes stay in really nice condition ;)

My family knows this about me, and my mother-in-law gave me the most beautiful nightie for my birthday.

If you have to live a life of discomfort, why not surround yourself with beautiful, comforting things?

hiddlememes:

If Coriolanus went to Comic Con.  Meme created with Twitter’s @LaceAndBooks. 


GENUFLECT!!

hiddlememes:

If Coriolanus went to Comic Con.  

Meme created with Twitter’s @LaceAndBooks. 

GENUFLECT!!

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mischievousmonster:

Bitch Slapped—(Gif)"Owwie"

What did the five fingers say to the face?

mischievousmonster:

Bitch Slapped—(Gif)

"Owwie"

What did the five fingers say to the face?

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harpo7879:

onlyhiddlesloversleftalive:

by Unicorns Assemble @ItalianLokiArmy

HARPO MARX IS ON ADAM’S WALL OF FAME

ASFJER$@%@#(R)IVMK:LFfRT@#$%REFGT%YMJNFGTEHIKIUHYTBGEFDCERGWRG

I CANNOT HANDLE ANYTHING ANYMORE, MY BRAIN IS DEAD

Jeff Beck! And Hank Williams 😊

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arrafrost:

indecentdrawer:

if someone is mean to you, don’t be mean back. talk to them, get to know them, be good friends, find out all the kinds of books/movies/tv series they love

then spoil it

image

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marvelentertainment:

Then this happened. 

marvelentertainment:

Then this happened. 

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xopachi:

skwinky:

lntruding:


Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.



UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:
A fucking fork?
I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
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I always need this on my blog.

I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning. 


EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM.

xopachi:

skwinky:

lntruding:

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.


UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

(Source)

I always need this on my blog.

I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning. 

EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM.

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"I must tell you girls, Tom Hiddleston is the nicest fucking guy on earth," del Toro said during the Legendary Pictures panel, to a swell of shrieks from the audience. "It used to be in the past that you were either nice, or you were good-looking and an asshole. Now that barrier is ruined."

Guillermo del Toro on Tom Hiddleston (via heathermc13)

(Source: hereforthehair, via rogue347)

Deleted lines from the Thor: The Dark World script #62

  • Loki: Malekith! I am Loki of Jotunheim, and I have brought you a gift!
  • Malekith: Oh, thank you; how lovely of you! How did you know it was my birthday?
  • Loki: Um... *(Lokismiles)* Who *wouldn't* know it was your birthday...?
  • Malekith: Indeed!
  • Malekith: *(turns to Algrim)* You see? Why can't you be more like him?
  • Algrim: *(under his breath)* Must we do this here...? This isn't the right time, my liege.
  • Malekith: IT'S NEVER THE "RIGHT TIME"!!!

Anonymous said: Hi, did you see that @guillorybe, one of TH's co-stars in HR, tweeted "Spent a lot of time on set today with a man who's penis resembles an entire salmon en croute". After image googling I'm sure how to proceed. The picture of said dish squeezed in TH's tight pants or we might finally get to see the Hiddlesconda in total freedom in this movie, whoever's dong it was she was talking about.

constanzel:

allthatandasideoftom:

clojury:

allthatandasideoftom:

sarabeth72:

whittyonernc:

thereallimegreenandloki:

flappyhappyhiddles:

Here’s the tweet in question:

image

Here’s the dish to which she was referring:

She could be talking about anyone’s penis really. Anyone from the dogs they may have on set to the craft services guy, to the lead gaffer or the director. Of course, this does now give me a sliver of hope that someone’s penis will be on display in one way or another.

GOD. SHE IS SO IGNORANT.

WHOSE PENIS. NOT WHO’S.

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK. YOU INSULT THE FANGIRLS AND THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO USE INCORRECT GRAMMAR.

SOMEONE STOP THIS WOMAN BEFORE SHE BRINGS DOWN THE COLLECTIVE IQ OF THE ENTIRE PLANET.

I love you. Thank you for speaking my mind. ;-)

THANK YOU!!! Then only damn thing I got out of that ignoramus’ tweet was the incorrect grammar!

I hope tom doesn’t see the tweet…I think

So someone on set has a dick that looks like fish wrapped pastry…?

Hey larouau12…its french fine dinning….

…”a man who is penis…” LOLOLOLOL NO.

Pastry wrapped fish.